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Saturday, July 27, 2002
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7/27/2002 11:30:58 PM
by Edward Driscoll
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7/27/2002 06:10:38 PM
by Edward Driscoll
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN: Ryan Leaf calls it quits.Today, AP quotes Chargers safety Rodney Harrison, a frequent critic of Leaf, as saying, "It was probably the best thing for him to do. He took his money and he ran." EdDriscoll.com: influencing opinion in the NFL, the blogosphere and beyond!
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7/27/2002 01:13:31 AM
by Edward Driscoll
Those are the elements of a Sharpton performance. He takes the high ground too infrequently - and too frequently proves himself addicted to standing before TV cameras and microphones. Even the idea of backing away and letting things settle down appears beyond him. His inflated rhetoric and willingness to appeal to the true believers who see everything in terms of black victims and white conspirators keep the prize of serious recognition beyond him. Friday, July 26, 2002
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7/26/2002 11:24:31 PM
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7/26/2002 04:55:09 PM
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7/26/2002 04:39:47 PM
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"Am I different? Yeah. Have I changed my pants? No. Deep down, you really want to wear wider bottoms, you're just afraid."--Rep. James Traficant during the debate over his expulsion on the House floor.T.S. Elliot, call your office...
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7/26/2002 03:40:41 PM
by Edward Driscoll
for the first time we can see how Jackson came to be in such tremendous debt. For example, there is the widely discussed loan against the Beatles catalog. According to Lee, it was he who arranged for Bank of America/Nations Bank to loan Jackson $140 million in 1998. The bank required Jackson to put up his portion of Sony/ATV Music Publishing, which was then valued at $272 million. In the middle of 1999, Lee says Jackson told him he'd gone through the $140 million and needed more money for his divorce settlement.How does one man (person? eunuch? space alien?) go through $140 mil in a single year?? Coming soon: The MC Hammer/Michael Jackson bankrupted former multi-millionaire superstars tour!
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7/26/2002 02:21:32 PM
by Edward Driscoll
The vague details of a plot are now coming into focus: the buffoonery; the mangled language and logic; the social ineptitude; the insistence on defending himself although he is neither a lawyer, an American, nor (apparently) possessed of half a brain. Is it all a very clever defense strategy by real al Qaeda mastermind Sheikh Z. Moussaoui? The brains behind the operation, smooth operator, and international man of mystery?
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7/26/2002 01:22:26 PM
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7/26/2002 12:55:02 PM
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7/26/2002 11:41:23 AM
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One side of the plane's passengers witnessed the scene, the lawsuit says, as three male Delta employees nearby "began laughing hysterically" and offered "obnoxious and sexually harassing comments." After being forced to hold the item up for a minute, the suit says, Koutsouradis was allowed to re-pack and return to her seat for the flight to Tampa.Now, leaving the batteries in the thing was dumb. But Delta's treatment was dumber. As is this quote by Michael Boyd, an airline planning and security consultant from Colorado, said embarrassing incidents have become more common with increased security by all airlines since Sept. 11. Uh, I thought we wanted to encourage folks to travel, not humiliate them. Hey, isn't that one of the reasons Norman Mineta gives for why we can't profile folks?
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7/26/2002 01:55:03 AM
by Edward Driscoll
Thursday, July 25, 2002
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7/25/2002 08:14:32 PM
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7/25/2002 07:55:18 PM
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7/25/2002 07:45:57 PM
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7) This one is so obvious, I still can't believe the number of people who simply refuse to do it. So I'll put it in caps and throw in some profanity for emphasis, to make sure you remember: USE YOUR F**KING TURN SIGNALS, YOU G****MNED DOPE. It's truly difficult for me to comprehend why, but nobody does this anymore. What in the name of all that's holy is so difficult about this? Are you arthritic and find it hard to move your hand the 3 or 4 inches required to activate the little lever? Is the signal lever in your car hooked up to a half-ton of bricks in the trunk, therefore requiring the strength of an unshorn Samson to move the few millimeters required to activate those pretty blinking lights? Perhaps you belong to a heretofore-unknown sect of militant Islam that advocates bringing on the Jihad by fomenting Terror On The Highways? Whatever, just use the damn things. Make it a habit - it's not a hard thing, I promise. I can't react to whatever boneheaded move you're planning and maintain a safe distance between 80,000-pound me and 4,000-pound thee if you don't at least give me some hint of where you're going.I don't know if it's a Silicon Valley thing, or if American driving schools in general have gone to pot, but since moving to California five years ago, I can't believe many drivers never use their turn signals. It's just astonishing.
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7/25/2002 04:34:22 PM
by Edward Driscoll
While there have been scores of politicians who've done a good job of JFK mimicry, there are no politicians who've managed to successfully evoke the memory of Reagan. It's apparently not possible to do.It's not. And this is not something we want to encourage. Al Gore looked absolutely ridiculous made up in Reagan-style ruddy colors during the first presidential debate. And while I'm glad if it contributed to his defeat, the amount of therapy required by voters on both sides of the isle was considerable, and is still being calculated. (Link found via the Brothers Judd Blog.)
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7/25/2002 04:06:56 PM
by Edward Driscoll
Doritos came along in early childhood. One flavor: Taco. That was it. How they reproduced the flavor of lettuce I'll never know. They were brownish and delicious and capable of producing acne in truly amazing quantities, even if you ground them up and inhaled them. But Taco was just the warm-up; in the late '70s, I think, Doritos rolled out Nacho Cheese, and Taco didn't stand a chance. Now and then I see a bag; I buy them, eat them, wash them down with Mr. Pibb and curse progress in all its forms. Taco flavor failed because it gave too much. It cared too much. Every bite was bursting with chemicals. Nacho Cheese, on the other hand, was indifferently dusted; the amount of Nacho particles varied from batch to batch. Why? Why not douse every Dorito with Nacho flavor? Was there a strike in the Nacho mines, and production had halted? Had the Nacho Cartel cut back on supply to boost the price? Then you'd buy a bag that just plain got it right -- your hand would wear a furry orange Nacho mitt after a few dips in the package. You could only imagine that some employee had fought his way into the control room, duct-taped the engineers to their chairs, commandeered the machinery and set the Nacho dials to 11 while his captives gaped in horror: Good Lord, man! American palates cannot handle that amount of savory Nacho flavor! "I say they can! I strike this blow for under-Nachoed mouths across this land!" Then the next bag would be back to normal. (Recently Doritos relabeled their bags "Nacho Cheesier!" as if to say "sorry about the insufficiently flavored machine-formed corn triangles." Apology accepted.)He's right. If ever a snack food cared too much, it was taco-flavored Doritos. (Later on, I discovered they go very...interestingly with Martinis. Especially when watching The Harder The Come in your appartment at 1:00 in the morning.)
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7/25/2002 03:16:30 PM
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7/25/2002 03:12:47 PM
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7/25/2002 03:01:29 PM
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7/25/2002 02:49:35 PM
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7/25/2002 02:25:13 AM
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7/25/2002 02:21:12 AM
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7/25/2002 02:10:53 AM
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7/25/2002 02:06:51 AM
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7/25/2002 01:42:29 AM
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Wednesday, July 24, 2002
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7/24/2002 10:21:27 PM
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7/24/2002 09:56:22 PM
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7/24/2002 08:24:11 PM
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7/24/2002 08:21:03 PM
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7/24/2002 07:38:54 PM
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Thomas Bonnicksen, a forest science professor at Texas A&M University and a national sequoia expert, said mammoth fires that have burned nearly four million acres this year in Western states should sound a warning to environmentalists whose opposition to forest management have allowed the undergrowth to proliferate. "My only hope is that this threat to a national treasure will make people understand that the forests have to be managed," Bonnicksen said. "The sequoia is one of the most durable trees in the world, but it cannot resist this kind of fire -- it's too hot."
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7/24/2002 07:25:16 PM
by Edward Driscoll
Representatives voted 420-1 to remove the nine-term Democrat for taking kickbacks from employees, encouraging the destruction of evidence, soliciting bribes and other gifts from businessmen and filing false income tax returns. A federal jury in Cleveland convicted Traficant of all of those offenses in April. The expulsion takes effect immediately.UPDATE--this is perfect: The only member who voted against expulsion was Rep. Gary Condit, a California Democrat who was defeated in a reelection bid this year after being romantically linked to a missing federal intern.
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7/24/2002 02:04:27 PM
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7/24/2002 01:59:13 PM
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7/24/2002 01:23:21 PM
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7/24/2002 01:10:57 PM
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7/24/2002 01:08:57 PM
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7/24/2002 01:04:46 PM
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7/24/2002 01:02:17 PM
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7/24/2002 12:56:09 PM
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7/24/2002 12:51:21 PM
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7/24/2002 12:34:07 PM
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7/24/2002 12:27:50 PM
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7/24/2002 11:30:35 AM
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7/24/2002 11:28:02 AM
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7/24/2002 11:12:00 AM
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7/24/2002 10:51:19 AM
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Tuesday, July 23, 2002
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7/23/2002 11:00:07 PM
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7/23/2002 04:18:37 PM
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7/23/2002 04:07:54 PM
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7/23/2002 03:55:16 PM
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7/23/2002 03:48:28 PM
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7/23/2002 03:39:30 PM
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7/23/2002 03:33:02 PM
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7/23/2002 03:29:36 PM
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7/23/2002 03:15:22 PM
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7/23/2002 03:11:19 PM
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Monday, July 22, 2002
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7/22/2002 11:53:55 PM
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7/22/2002 08:44:26 PM
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7/22/2002 08:29:00 PM
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7/22/2002 04:11:39 PM
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"You just can't go around and start sticking things you know anywhere you want," said Mohammad Nuru, deputy director for the San Francisco Public Works Department. "This city will not tolerate that."Umm....errr.....it won't? San Francisco?? Where people come all the time to stick things anywhere they want? Hey, irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. (Link found on Flyover Country.)
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7/22/2002 02:40:05 PM
by Edward Driscoll
Argentine and Israeli security services have long blamed Iran for the car-bomb attack on a Jewish center in Buenos Aires that killed 85 people. Victims' families also blame the Menem government for failing to find culprits beyond a car thief and policemen who provided the vehicle and are only now on trial. Two years before a bomb razed the Argentine Jewish Mutual Aid Association, a strikingly similar attack hit the Israeli Embassy in Buenos Aires, killing 29 people.UPDATE: Matt Drudge says "Former Argentine President to Sue NY TIMES over Iran/Bribe Story; Says 'Defamatory' and Politically Motivated..."
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7/22/2002 02:29:12 PM
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7/22/2002 01:11:30 PM
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7/22/2002 12:42:08 PM
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7/22/2002 11:44:22 AM
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7/22/2002 10:52:52 AM
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Yep. I'm typing this on an Altair 8080 in Electric Pencil. I'll upload it to my BBS (new 1200 baud modem! it's blazing fast!) where dozens of people will see it. Then I'm putting on my white suit and going dancing to the sounds of Evelyn Champagne King.My TRS-80's modem is only 300 baud. No wonder that Insta-guy can crank out posts so quickly! But disco, like totally sucks, dude. At least he didn't mention anything about roller-skating.
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7/22/2002 10:48:01 AM
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