Mark Steyn:
Jonah, mortarboarding at Gitmo is when detainees are made to put on a cap and gown and listen to back-to-back commencement addresses by alternating Clinton cabinet secretaries and PBS hosts. Most of them crack during Janet Reno.
I'd say that by far,
this is the definitive example of mortarboarding--with
this a close second. But the competition is fierce, with numerous new potential contestants participating each spring.