Whatever Gets You Through The Night
By Ed Driscoll · January 25, 2009 10:50 AM
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Pajamas Theater 3000
Perfect inner zen perfected across pond:
Theologists and Buddhist gurus have today begun a complete re-think of the path to enlightenment after a thirty-six year old man from Bristol achieved perfect inner Zen after buying a middle of the range Toshiba television from the Dixons electrical store at a retail park on Saturday.
Or heck, you could just
eat a nectarine...